Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
shoebomb asked: I think you are really cute. K bye.
wtfno: how the fuck can you all afford the iphone 5 i can’t even afford lunch
all-that-sheeran: imeginedragons: videohall: These videos blow my mind every time idk what i just watched THIS IS TRIPPY AS FUCK wat?
john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunkster: lypo: lypo: got a family of 4 in my house :)X my husband died, just me n the kids :(X ”we’re not calling him dad.” i am legitimately interested in this story every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over. we got a couple of dalmatians ...
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.