german proverbs translated word for word.
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i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL
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This literally how I’m going to tell my co-workers
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Sooo yesterday night was pretty crazy since it ended in me sitting on a parkbench watching the sunrise, telling my former boss/incredibly close friend everything about my relationship of two years with the man, I love. THE FEELS ARE OVERWHELMING!!!
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i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Well, that escalated quickly.
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