Hack Life Here
I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.
Can’t. Stop. laughing. Someone help!!!
Im the friend that picks rainbow road
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Logging onto tumblr
the sexual tension between a tank and a healer
the internet is full of lies and gay porn
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If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.
that’s really inspiring
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Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.
For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
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Master of Disguise [via]
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If my job was picking fonts for things I’d do this all the time.
It took me forever to realize that that said “aunt.”
I just can’t stop laughing about this
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