tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.
Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)
tastefullyoffensive:

Can’t we all just get along?

tastefullyoffensive:

Can’t we all just get along?

Maturing is realizing how many things don’t require your comment.
(via stay-ocean-minded)

cocks-cum:

Cocks-cum.tumblr.com

this.is.awesome!

this.is.awesome!

tannersturnpike:


westborovevo:

officialgaybestfriend:

I am so happy

"fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin"

FAPPY NO 


Federally funded…fappy the dolphin…dangerous consequences… seriously America, seriously? What the hell is wrong with you?

tannersturnpike:

westborovevo:

officialgaybestfriend:

I am so happy

"fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin"

FAPPY NO 

Federally funded…fappy the dolphin…dangerous consequences… seriously America, seriously? What the hell is wrong with you?

We all love someone way too fucking much.
(via fuckoff-mondays)

hanktumb:

By derpster

dat bulbasaur tho…

pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:





I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:

I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.