tastefullyoffensive:

…a bird of seduction. [video]

I want those for reasons…

I want those for reasons…

jjrizzles:

OHMYGOD

jjrizzles:

OHMYGOD

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen

psshaw:

itsveachiebro:

This is a fan art by an unknown artist - based off the adaptation of Stephen King’s novella The Mist. This is one of the few times where a paining has ever touched me in this way, down to my core. All I can hear is the song from the movie while awaiting my impending doom - but it’s beautiful. I feel  like I’m on the front porch of my house on a hill outlooking the horizon, the mist coming in and those creatures enveloping this land. I’m atheist but it feels like looking into the face of god or some version of it. It also makes me think that out there in the universe, on other planets, there are creatures probably just like those who make our existence seem so insignificant. This is by far my favorite fan art ever. 

You, sir, are offensively lazy.

*cough cough* that’s a magic card
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card 

psshaw:

itsveachiebro:

This is a fan art by an unknown artist - based off the adaptation of Stephen King’s novella The Mist. This is one of the few times where a paining has ever touched me in this way, down to my core. All I can hear is the song from the movie while awaiting my impending doom - but it’s beautiful. I feel  like I’m on the front porch of my house on a hill outlooking the horizon, the mist coming in and those creatures enveloping this land. I’m atheist but it feels like looking into the face of god or some version of it. It also makes me think that out there in the universe, on other planets, there are creatures probably just like those who make our existence seem so insignificant. This is by far my favorite fan art ever. 

You, sir, are offensively lazy.

*cough cough* that’s a magic card

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card 

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

knightoflime:

Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.

wolverxne:

Tired baby - by: (Angela Bradeen)

wolverxne:

Tired baby - by: (Angela Bradeen)

doglets:

If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago

brilliant!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

alanacatherine:
my love for this gif grows by the second.
i need that suit

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

alanacatherine:

my love for this gif grows by the second.

i need that suit

whiskerpillar:

"chldren’s show"

tastefullyoffensive:

Rock Bottom [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Rock Bottom [x]

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending