Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference.
Kai, Lessons in Life #21 (via mariannapaige)
theangelstakemysanity:


pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:
this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.
WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

theangelstakemysanity:

pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:

this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.

WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

smileprettybaby:

i almost spit my beer out

sockztaste:

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sockztaste:

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deadlyflashesofgreen:

randomredux:

joannalaine:

Journalists at Sochi are live-tweeting their hilarious and gross hotel experiences

Amid continued debate over whether or not Sochi is prepared to host the 2014 Olympics, which begins Thursday, reporters from around the world are starting to check into local hotels — to their apparent grief. Some journalists arriving in Sochi are describing appalling conditions in the housing there, where only six of nine media hotels are ready for guests. Hotels are still under construction. Water, if it’s running, isn’t drinkable. One German photographer told the AP over the weekend that his hotel still had stray dogs and construction workers wandering in and out of rooms.

More entertaining than the actual Olympics could ever be.

Just cancel them already and host it somewhere else.

I say cancel them forever!

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

jonasbrothers:

that awkward moment between birth and death 

tastefullyoffensive:

…a bird of seduction. [video]

I want those for reasons…

I want those for reasons…

jjrizzles:

OHMYGOD

jjrizzles:

OHMYGOD

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen

psshaw:

itsveachiebro:

This is a fan art by an unknown artist - based off the adaptation of Stephen King’s novella The Mist. This is one of the few times where a paining has ever touched me in this way, down to my core. All I can hear is the song from the movie while awaiting my impending doom - but it’s beautiful. I feel  like I’m on the front porch of my house on a hill outlooking the horizon, the mist coming in and those creatures enveloping this land. I’m atheist but it feels like looking into the face of god or some version of it. It also makes me think that out there in the universe, on other planets, there are creatures probably just like those who make our existence seem so insignificant. This is by far my favorite fan art ever. 

You, sir, are offensively lazy.

*cough cough* that’s a magic card
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card 

psshaw:

itsveachiebro:

This is a fan art by an unknown artist - based off the adaptation of Stephen King’s novella The Mist. This is one of the few times where a paining has ever touched me in this way, down to my core. All I can hear is the song from the movie while awaiting my impending doom - but it’s beautiful. I feel  like I’m on the front porch of my house on a hill outlooking the horizon, the mist coming in and those creatures enveloping this land. I’m atheist but it feels like looking into the face of god or some version of it. It also makes me think that out there in the universe, on other planets, there are creatures probably just like those who make our existence seem so insignificant. This is by far my favorite fan art ever. 

You, sir, are offensively lazy.

*cough cough* that’s a magic card

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card