Maybe happiness is this: not feeling like you should be elsewhere, doing something else, being someone else.
Isaac Asimov (via wordsthat-speak)
sik3rning:

Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats

sik3rning:

Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats

b0ngmarley420:

hopeandjuliet:

I would shit my fucking pants

I would kill myself

b0ngmarley420:

hopeandjuliet:

I would shit my fucking pants

I would kill myself

draggedqueens:

I shouldn’t be laughing, but I am. Intensely.

draggedqueens:

I shouldn’t be laughing, but I am. Intensely.

spliffmastergeneral:

Well that was unexpected.

lol’d

lol’d

high five lil’ buddy

high five lil’ buddy

poke-armor-energize:

tyleroakley:

selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

THIS IS A REAL HUMAN????

Obituary will read: Dumbass bites own tongue off, bleeds to death. 

meet the perfect couple

asgardiansunset:

i think this shouldve been the movie poster

asgardiansunset:

i think this shouldve been the movie poster

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horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell