Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.
If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago
my love for this gif grows by the second.
i need that suit
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u
Nobody will ever be more disappointed with humans than Louis CK
This is why I love this man.
Louis CK is my hero
a baby otter’s first attempt at swimming and floating.